Personalized Custom Wood Signs poker chip,tables,casino Start Price USD 75.00 Current Price USD 75.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price USD 78.00 Reserve Price - Start Time Tuesday, November 25, 2008 End Time Tuesday, December 02, 2008 Location Great Lakes State See more about 'Personalized Custom Wood Signs poker chip,tables,casino' Description Personalized Custom Wood Signs poker chip,tables,casino PERSONALIZED WOODEN POKER SIGNMy signs are displayed in fine pubs, restaurants, and homes all across America.I'm offering this large beautiful wood Poker sign for your home or business. This sign is made with attention to detail in my lower Michigan shop. I make my own sign blanks.  I will custom letter your name or business and other text on this sign. It has two coats of quality exterior Behr paint (named best paint three years in a row). The Background is satin black with a glazed gold coved edging. Pictures shows grey trim, I have switched to gold trim , because I think it looks better(see my other signs with gold trim). I sand between coats for a glass like finish. Letters are gold and silver precision computer generated.  Can be displayed outdoors under a porch, overhang or protected area. Comes with a key hole for easy center mounting. Your sign will be in shipment within six days after payment. Shipped Fedex (free insurance up to $100.00) to the U.S. in a heavy duty new box (see last picture).Canada shipping by U.S.P.S. $27.00. This is my actual cost. Canada shipping is a little slower reaching you than domestic shipping.Shipping weight with box, 6. lbs. Measures 15" wide X 23" high X 1/2" thick  Some funny suggestions sayings under the cards... 1. Drink up! It makes other people more interesting.2. Eat, drink and re-marry 3. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.4. From zero to naked in 1.2 bottles of tequila.5. There will be a $5 charge for whining. 6. No peddlin, No politikin, No preachin.7. If you can read this, you need another margarita.8. Warning... the bartender is a mean old bastard (or Bitch). 9. If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance. 10. Will trade beer for gossip. 11. Good food - Good friends - Good times 12. On this site in 1897 nothing happened. 13. Hunters, fishermen, and other liars gather here. 14. Everyone who enters this place makes us happy. Some when they arrive. Some when they leave. 15. Still crazy after all these beers. 16. Come in. Warm beer. Cold food. 17. Free beer tomorrow. 18. Beer... not just for breakfast anymore. 19. Beer... teaching white people to dance for over 50 years. 20. Shirts and shoes required, bras and panties optional. 21. In God We Trust. All others pay in cash.22. Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon. 23. Attitudes adjusted while you wait. 24. Notice... prices subject to change according to customer's attitude.25. No shirt, no shoes, no service (except women) 26. Dead Peckers Social Club. 27. Beer me up Scotty. 28. There is no strong beer only weak men.29. Stick around, the next round is on you. 30. We don't mind you smoking at all... OUTSIDE. 31. Good Beer, Good Cheer, always on tap here. 32. Have a drink. Sit down, and shut up. Who cares? 33. Friends welcome, relatives by appointment. 34. Registered Historic Nuthouse. 35. B.S. Social Club. Where the first liar doesn't have a chance.36. By order of the Fire Chief... 56 Bootie Limit, or 50 and two fat chicks. (or, two fat guys). 37. Mable, Mable, get off the table. The two bucks is for the beer. 38. Phone Excuse Charges $.25 - He just left. (or She) $.50 - Haven't seen him all day. $1.00 - Never heard of the guy. 39. NOTICE... Customers who think our waitress are rude should speak to the manager.40. Drunkenness Prohibited. 41. If you have a reservation, you're in the wrong place. 42. If you like home cooking, eat at home. 43. Don't talk about yourself. We'll do that after you leave. 44. Beer is the answer, but I can't remember the question.45. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at bill collectors... and miss.46. No shirt, No shoes, No pants, No problem. 47. All tresspassers will be offered a shot. 48. You don't have to go to AA. Switch to beer & you'll be OK. 49. What happens here, stays here. 50. There will be a $5 charge for repeating yourself. 51. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. 52. Sloven appearance, depravity & vulgarity always welcome here. 53. For those of you who like this sort of place. This is the sort of place you like.54. DANGER - beware of occasional foul words & flying debris. 55. BEWARE - of pickpockets & loose women.56. Purveyor of fine spirits to fine friends. 57. HIPPIES use backdoor.(arrow pointing)58. Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up.59. Drink what you want, drink what you're able, if you drink with me you'll be under the table.60.  Smoking & Drinking Required. Morals & Inhibitions Strictly Prohibited. 61. Meet some of the best friends you'll never remember.62. BEER  5 cent, $3.00 extra charge for glass. 63. WARNING... The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an a_ _hole.64. BEER.  It makes you see double, and feel single. 65. BEER, helping ugly people have sex since 1862. 66. TEQUILA, helping women (or men) lower their standards for years.67.Proudly serving whatever you bring.68. Due to cirumstances beyond our control, our butler and maid have resigned.69. The only difference between this place and the Titanic is the TITANIC HAD A BAND.70. EAT HERE and you'll never live to regret it! 71. We're all here because we're not all there.72. Not you again! 73. Beer... the cause of & solution to... all of life's problems. 74. The liver is evil, and must be destroyed. Again, we will print anything you want. The cards,and colors are the only fixed items for this sign. To recover costs for items lost are damaged, they must be insured.  Items damaged in shipping are the shippers responsibility. If your item is damage on arrival (very rare, 1-out of 175) I will work with you to file a damage claim. Auctions should be paid in 7 days.  Low to -0 feedbackers are becoming a problem please pay for your item. I will need your printing choices at paypal note box at checkout,or email me. I do not offer volume discounts,proofs,custom fonts,custom sizes or colors. These requirements are best handled by your local sign shop.Thanks   Place a Bid!